Wizard Battle

[Intro]
Fifth of vodka
Underage
Turn the page to a whole new chapter
I told you all before, I ain't some new rapper
Call me that again and you could get smacked for it
Back for it, ain't got the crown so I'm back for it
Bank on it like I'm spitting new backboards

[Verse 1]
I'm the new black elite, breaking out the box
Only time you knew black elites's when you talking 'bout socks
I got this on lock, I'm enlightened
That's why I'm shining
Why fight it?
Y'all be Rott-wilding, just biting whatever style's styling
This is Joey Stalin styling and stalling the fall of the genre
So either fall in or you're off to the gulags, man
I'm the ace, you think you fly? Well, it's all aces
My mind's so high I'm mentally in a class with all Asians
I get big from my brains to my kicks
So big in fact, I got the whole game on my...
...You don't know where I was going? You too young to be listening
So I'll just stay here and chill like the draft Pap was enlisted in
Rigorous with the minutemen
Ready, willing, and able to end your whole team at a moment's notice
I hope you noticed
You happen to always have been a hasbeen
I have no abandon when it comes to this rapping

[Chorus]
Flow like a millionaire
Walk like a king
But you should hear the song of struggle my bank account sings [x4]

[Verse 2]
Kick knowledge like soccer, my bars are dope
I'm dropping bars, you dropping bars of soap
On purpose, whole purpose worse if you lurk in Gomorrah for this purpose
Got bars in surplus, been working these fields
It's worthless for you to work in this field: I'm both fielding it and feelin' it
You may have reasonable doubts about this but that's part of sealing it
It being fate, we made a date to mate? Don't be late
'Cause you won't like Bruce Banner when he's feeling irate, sista
Best run and hide from my heat-seeking missiles
'Cause, my brotha, you flaming; I don't think they gon' miss you
And you gon' talk a lot of talk until the missiles kiss you
I got as much as I spit, so supply is no issue
Kid, you don't get it: fall back
I'm all that like Kenan and Kel
Been meaning to tell you all but I figured you'd figure it out
I'm hot as a drought but flow like a flood
Get your weight up, every step I take's backed by a thud
But please don't get too caught up in what I may rap
It's my way from now on, no more of this highway crap

[Interlude]
I mean, are you hearing this kid, though? Like, are you hearing this kid, though? Dang!

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Fifth of vodka
Senseless rendered
In these end times, I enter the land of Ender
With Bender the Bot and Slenderman, slaughtering all contenders
Pretenders and the pretentious, the end result is this track
This is just a fraction of the fractals that I pack
And I pack a punch like Hawaiians
I'm lying I'm crying, fine?
I could give you my Rolex, you still won't flex on my watch nor on my time
I'm so ahead of it, flash forward 15 years, y'all still won't get my rhymes
I'mma go Super Saiyan, yeah, I'm gon' go Kakarot
Y'all all is lame, take it back to Mecca
(Hot!)
Switching up on all of y'all like Dr. Jekyll
(Not!)
If you Dr. Jekyll, I'm a doctor jackal
Got my PhD in shackling maggots and then I'm cackling
Best run and Mr. Hyde 'fore I confide why I have my hand in my jacket
It's sealed in formaldehyde, that's the tried, I'm the truth
If you wonder where you fit in, you's a lie like the tooth fairy
You scary, I peeped you sweating
Shaking like popping mollies, paparazzi got to be kidding me
Gon' drive my third eye blind!
Now kids, be sure to memorize my rhymes
Makes it mad easy for me to control your minds

[Chorus]

[Outro]
And the winner of Wizard Battle is... Joshua Murray! I wonder how he'll celebrate this momentous achievement...